Traditional
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Renaissance
When life gives you lemons, do what YOU want with them.

Baroque
When life gives you lemons, PRAISE JESUS!

Impressionist
When life gives you lemons, unfocus your eyes at them. They're easier to paint that way.

Expressionist
When life gives you lemons... how does that make you feel?

Abstract Expressionist
When life gives you lemons, scribble on them... with feeling.

Realist
Life can't physically give you lemons. It's an abstract concept.

Surrealist
When life gives you lemons, bicycle umbrella fish.

Dadaist
When life gives you lemons, stick them in your ears and go "PHLLBLLBLT."

Cubist
When life gives you lemons, cut all the round-ish bits off.

Op Artist
When life gives you lemons, stare at them for 30 seconds and then look at a blank wall. AMAZING!!

Pop Artist
When life gives you lemons, paint them all different colors and line them up in rows. Profit.

Minimalist
When life gives you yellow ovals, tell everyone that they're lemons.